Betta Fish: got in a really bad car wreck with this new guy in the car with me, he NEEDS a good name after that

little guy is completely okay! i actually always seatbelt my fish in my passenger seat whenever i get new ones, so when i crashed he stayed buckled in🤣 the crash was completely the other persons fault, but he was very nice and apologetic. my shit is pretty much totaled tho so i’m pretty upset about that. this fish surviving that is the one good thing to come out of this mess, so help me with a good name!!!

i’m (mostly) fine too if anyone cares LMFAO i do plan on going to urgent care tomorrow to play it safe but the other driver and the fish were definitely better off than me💀